Me, (nervously texting husband Jim at his doctors office) “Ummmm. We are in Redbook this month. Don’t kill me.” A very long period of time goes by. I even gave him allowances in case he was resuscitating someone. My mind wandered that he was so mad he was on his way home and I may need resuscitating. […]
Christmas Spoiler Alert
Spoiler Alert! Spoiler alert in case you don’t know who the real Santa is. If I ever turn up dead it was one of the three UPS drivers that came to my house today that did it. Or my husband Jim did it, I suppose. For the same before mentioned packages. Like and subscribe to […]
This is 40, Someone Stole My Life and Made a Movie
Have you seen the trailers for the movie “This is 40?” Guess when the movie is being released? That’s right! The day I turn 40!!! My parents couldn’t have had any idea when they were doing the “naughty” nine months before 12.21.72, right? I am so glad they did because I feel so special that […]
You May See Me on a “Walmart People” Website
If you know me…at all…you know I would rather swim in acid than exercise at the YMCA or go to Walmart. Our 13 year olds have heard of this “Black Friday” and begged all day for us to go see the people camping and fighting, like everyone on television was talking about. Jim and I […]
Even The Universe Finds Us Ridiculous
My husband and I have been together since we were kids in rural Michigan. Our families still share vegetables, (mostly because they want to rub it in each others faces who’s came in first and who has the biggest) and my husband never had a washer and dryer growing up. Sundays were laundromat days with […]
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