Seriously?! on Sunday. He thinks the mermaid’s shell bra is muscles. He cannot see below his chin and I may have told him I made him into the Hulk. This is why he is making the body builder flexing/Hulk face. I really, really am a good mom.
My Kid Says the Funniest Things, Really
“Old soul” is so over used when our youngest kid says the funniest things. Peter is a crotchety, disgruntled old man stuck in the body of a seven year old. You all know the guy that became famous for sharing “$hit my dad says”, well his dad should know better! When your young child starts saying […]
The “Starving Season” has begun
Home and gardeniing
“The Place Between Where The Babies Exit Out” -Said From A Highly Intelligent Mom
Mitchell, “You know mom we start health this week.” Both boys looking back and forth at each other like I don’t know what they learn in health. Avery, “We need a new binder for notes” Mitchell, “Yeah, the teacher said were taking a LOT of notes.” Avery, “Notes about SEX. Everyday, talking about sex, sex, […]
Horrific story and let them decide if they still want to do it.
Jim took the older boys on a bike ride while Peter and I were at the grocery store. The second Jim, Avery and Mitchell came home Peter announced, “Mom got me a new pet!” Peter told them to follow him to meet it. Jim and boys walked into our backyard with Peter and Peter ran […]
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