“The turtle had one toe on one foot, just like a human toe. Wanna see it?”
Peter And His 8th Birthday Today!
Probably not as excited as he would have been had he’d gotten the veiled chameleon or Jesus Christ lizard he asked for. I would be in charge of buying crickets and we would have to listen to them prior to being eaten and I just decided I might go mad feeling like I was in a Poe novel.
Do Not Tell My Kids About The Zombie Apocalypse!
Then I hit a moment of genius. Well, first I asked another friend that owns a nursing home if I could borrow a couple of dead bodies for a few hours before they have them “officially” hauled away.
We Would Live In A Zoo, Maybe We Do?
His reply, “I want a Jesus Christ Lizard because they walk on water.”
Video Game That Goes Terribly and Hilariously Wrong
It was supposed to be a a safe, friendly, thinking video game…until the lions started eating the zoo’s visitors!