I Wish Everything In Life Had a Track To Guide Us and Keep Us Safe.
I can prove it…I have pictures!
Who we are and I can prove the antics with pictures.
“Keep Your Heads Out of The Toilet!” (best preschool advice ever)
When sending our twin boys off to preschool telling them to “keep your heads out of the toilet” wasn’t a pearl of wisdom I thought necessary. I was wrong. While my husband was in residency we had the twins in a preschool program that was run through the public schools. The school system had many […]
Your dad is a BONE doctor! How can you NOT know there is NOT a bone in it?
There are reasons I am not a PTO mom, or a scissor mom, (the ones that come to school to cut things out). The reasons are because my kids think its funny to make a pasta skeleton and put macaroni testicals and rotinini pee-pee and spaghetti BONE? I asked what the spaghetti was and he said, “That’s the bone in the pee-pee”.
Said from a mexican restaurant men’s bathroom, “What did we ever do to you mom?!”
Laugh and get pictures because no one would believe it.
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