Probably not as excited as he would have been had he’d gotten the veiled chameleon or Jesus Christ lizard he asked for. I would be in charge of buying crickets and we would have to listen to them prior to being eaten and I just decided I might go mad feeling like I was in a Poe novel.
Do Not Tell My Kids About The Zombie Apocalypse!
Then I hit a moment of genius. Well, first I asked another friend that owns a nursing home if I could borrow a couple of dead bodies for a few hours before they have them “officially” hauled away.
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Youth Will Eventually Work It’s Way Out
Naivety can be a blessing and youth will eventually work itself out, with age.
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“I Have an App for That”
“Mom, you know it’s like 2012 and not the 1900’s. She’s not going to Texas in a horse and carriage.”
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Wants to be a (Fill in the Blank)
I love the drawing of the bee stinging the guy in the head and the guy screaming. Well, that is what they get for insisting he draw a picture. Please note the use of one crayon color. This is what I get when I ask him to stop drawing pictures at school of guns, knives and blood.
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