“Well, Mrs East must REALLY want to get rid of Caleb because they put a flatscreen on his wall and hooked up an XBOX.” -Peter
An Update With Nothing Dead to Report
Our Tom Sawyer, (Peter) caught a squirrel with his live trap within four hours.
It was immediately let go after enjoying its apple.
Who Taught You Everything Bad?
Everything BAD I ever learned, I learned from a cousin!
It was the Fourth of July and a different cousin and I were using cigars to light fireworks down a dirt rural road. I found out that night that not only were we too young to smoke but fireworks were illegal in Michigan.
The Bethenny Frankel Show Called Me!!!
The same way people fantasize about winning the lottery, I am fantasizing about my girlfriend and I running away to CAL-i-forn-“I”-“A” to meet Bethenny Frankel! Heck, I think ALL of my neighborhood girlfriend peeps would fly out for that!
Is she calling to tell me we won?!!!!
Hatfield’s and McCoy’s
Our Peter’s first grade teacher’s names this year were Mrs. Hatfield and Mrs. McCoy.