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Who Taught You Everything Bad?

June 12, 2012 by Abbie Gale 5 Comments

Everything BAD I ever learned, I learned from a cousin!
It was the Fourth of July and a different cousin and I were using cigars to light fireworks down a dirt rural road. I found out that night that not only were we too young to smoke but fireworks were illegal in Michigan.

The Bethenny Frankel Show Called Me!!!

June 11, 2012 by Abbie Gale 19 Comments

The same way people fantasize about winning the lottery, I am fantasizing about my girlfriend and I running away to CAL-i-forn-“I”-“A” to meet Bethenny Frankel! Heck, I think ALL of my neighborhood girlfriend peeps would fly out for that!

Is she calling to tell me we won?!!!!

Hatfield’s and McCoy’s

June 10, 2012 by Abbie Gale 2 Comments

Our Peter’s first grade teacher’s names this year were Mrs. Hatfield and Mrs. McCoy.

The Turtle Has 1 Toe On 1 Foot, Like A Human, Wanna See It?

June 9, 2012 by Abbie Gale 3 Comments

“The turtle had one toe on one foot, just like a human toe. Wanna see it?”

God and That Sense of Humor

June 8, 2012 by Abbie Gale 6 Comments

I hit the clicker and as I looked down to check the photo and I saw she was upside down! No worries as she was fine but…priceless.

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