Have you seen the trailers for the movie “This is 40?” Guess when the movie is being released? That’s right! The day I turn 40!!! My parents couldn’t have had any idea when they were doing the “naughty” nine months before 12.21.72, right? I am so glad they did because I feel so special that […]
Therapist for Mothers of Boys
I’m just now getting into shower because washing machine is broken (!!!!!) and repair guy will be here in a few minutes. I would like to wash the cricket, worm guts, lizard and frog germs off of me. I feed baby crickets to raise into big crickets and then I feed baby crickets to red […]
Do I really need to tell people?
So do I really need to tell people the things that explode out of my face? Sometimes I don’t say anything, when something should be said. I like to see the uncomfortable faces. It isn’t as if I even look like there is a possibility being a stripper is my career, unless it was in […]
Halloween Costume Voting is the the Best Kind of Voting
You know I have to pull some favorite pictures to share. Please look at the last picture if you have ever thought me a liar. Honestly, the kids faces in these pics crack me up! What a fun time to pretend. I think we should family theme dress tonight and I can be “Lady at […]
It’s Just That Kind of Town on Halloween and Every Day
“Please Use Honor System. Put in Yellow Mailbox.” That’s right, honor system. Just leave what you owe. It’s that kind of town. We live in a little town where when you stop by a pumpkin patch you see lovely pumpkins and gourds. It’s nice to see people having faith in humanity. Suckers!!! Good Lord I […]