Probably not as excited as he would have been had he’d gotten the veiled chameleon or Jesus Christ lizard he asked for. I would be in charge of buying crickets and we would have to listen to them prior to being eaten and I just decided I might go mad feeling like I was in a Poe novel.
“I Have an App for That”
“Mom, you know it’s like 2012 and not the 1900’s. She’s not going to Texas in a horse and carriage.”
Smushed Game
“I really find identifying flattened animals that have been hit by stuff fascinating. I mean, I enjoy living animals better, but if they are smushed it is a little fun trying to figure out what they used to be.”
We Would Live In A Zoo, Maybe We Do?
His reply, “I want a Jesus Christ Lizard because they walk on water.”
Neighbor Kids and My Unfortunate Full Monty Moment
I knew I was going to have to explain that I watched a stupid Oprah show and got a Brazillian bikini wax to get ready for bathing suit season. As if having a Brazilian bikini wax wasn’t traumatizing enough!
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