Have you ever felt like your kids school’s teachers and staff think you are disheveled, bonkers or possibly a stripper? Well, after the story I am about to tell you you will realize that my kids principal and school counselor probably think I am all three.
Who Taught You Everything Bad?
Everything BAD I ever learned, I learned from a cousin!
It was the Fourth of July and a different cousin and I were using cigars to light fireworks down a dirt rural road. I found out that night that not only were we too young to smoke but fireworks were illegal in Michigan.
Hatfield’s and McCoy’s
Our Peter’s first grade teacher’s names this year were Mrs. Hatfield and Mrs. McCoy.
The Turtle Has 1 Toe On 1 Foot, Like A Human, Wanna See It?
“The turtle had one toe on one foot, just like a human toe. Wanna see it?”
Booger-Gate
I tell them I have bought a BOOGER DNA test from Walgreens and if whomever has done this despicable act comes clean before I get the results I might be more understanding.
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