Here is one of my early posts you might have missed. I will be back tomorrow with something new. I am busy with a NEW PET! Oh my word! What was I thinking! I had to buy two other containers of LIVING creatures to feed it. SOS!!! “Mom, the baby is eating the dirt […]
Revenge on a Parent by Way of Birthday Gift for Kid
It just began spewing jelly beans.
They were skipping across the countertops like Mexican jumping beans and then hitting the hard floor and rolling and bouncing everywhere.
I am now cursing it and my amazing friends that bought it.
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The Father I Used to Have (and Sea Monkeys)
I finally am able to inhale enough to exhale a sentence from my hypervenhilating…
“YOU DRANK MY PET SEA MONKEYS!”
His face.
My God…his face.
His eyes were huge and his head led his body into the kitchen sink.
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Why Summer Vacations are Longer for Mother’s of Boys…
I’ve been preparing them. I taught them to make their favorite meal, linguini with clams, because they will get sick of Jim’ eggs.
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This Stuff Only Happens To Me!
Have you ever felt like your kids school’s teachers and staff think you are disheveled, bonkers or possibly a stripper? Well, after the story I am about to tell you you will realize that my kids principal and school counselor probably think I am all three.
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