An invitation. Hey friends. I am approaching my “bloggerversary” and I am looking at some old posts and I came across one about the birth of my blog. How did I become a “mom blogger”? Would you share in the comments why you write on Facebook or why you blog and share with friends and […]
Coffee B-eaches! Mama Needs a Spa Weekend!
What’s does it mean if you habitually make coffee and forget to put the actual coffee grounds in, resulting in finding a pot of hot water in the morning? Asking for a friend. Jim also is trying to diagnose me with SOMETHING. Whatever my “illness” it only flares every couple of weeks. I call it, […]
Boy to Dog to Boy
This morning with our ten year-old and 50 pound stinky dog in my bed with my hubs and myself. Me to son who snuck in some time last night, “You know you have a bed. I can tell you are sleeping in my bed so much you are starting to morph into Lilly.” (Our dog) He […]
Merry Christmas 2014 Family Letter
Merry Christmas 2014 We hope this letter finds you well and you are feeling clever! Can you help us write our 2014 Family Christmas letter? How well do you think you know us? 1. 2014 began for us when we _________________. A – Bought a 40 acre hunt club even though we don’t hunt B […]
This Place is Possessed, Halloween Possessed. Halloween Decorating Ideas
Houston, we have a problem. The smoke detector battery is dying. It keeps making that horrible beeping sound. That loud sound keeps making ALL my Halloween scenes go off at the same time. Imagine three electronic cats screeching, a skeleton head singing “I aint got no body…” (David Lee Roth and one of my personal […]
My New Silver Country Outfitter Boots
A couple of weeks ago I had an event to go to at our country club. Now if you have been reading on here for any time you know I am notorious for falling or making some kind of fool of myself at these things. I am sooooo sick of country club clothes. You know […]
Meet Marty McFly, Our New Pet Cyborg
Peter went with me to pick up Marty McFly, one of our new rescue kittens, after he was neutered yesterday.
Funny Family Tuesday
This is funny to anyone who has ever lived with little Tasmanian Devils. Our three boys trash my husbands workshop. It is as if you put a room in a dryer and run it. So basically if they go in there that room will look like any room the boys inhabit for more than 20 […]
This Is My Friend Larry And Please Do The Cold Water Challenge For Him
For us this massive ALS cold water challenge phenomenon has a name and face attached to it. Please read this because if ALS hasn’t affected you yet, it will one day. Let’s try together to help stop this disease. This is my friend Larry Hughes and his wife Kim, aren’t they pretty? They were over […]
Recovering Emotionally From River’s Carnivorous Seaweed
Our friends all learned to never go canoeing with me and if they do they better be faster than I am in a kayak.
The teenagers all learned that I won’t baby them, as I am an equal opportunity canoe flipper.
FYI, if you ever decide, (after flipping everyone’s canoes) to float the rest of the way down the river next to your kayak so as to foil anyone’s attempt to “get even”…DON’T!
The Monsters Want My Monster, adidas Headphones
Last Christmas all our boys wanted a pair of high dollar headphones. As the mother of three boys, I understand wanting a great pair of headphones I have talked endlessly about my desire to have a pair of “boys canceling headphones.” The problem with approving Santa to bring them a pair was that the pair […]
Social Media Brought Us Together But I’m Now Conscientiously Unplugging From Your Feed
I have been the child of a parent who has unraveled publicly. I am going to say something and I already know I am going to get my butt handed to me, but yes you CAN use social media wrong. Let me explain why I think I can be so bold to declare this. I read […]
Being Mugged by a Donkey
We went out to the barn house yesterday and let the boys catch frogs and ride dirt bikes. I was cutting through a small pasture where we let our neighbor keep their Mammoth Jack Donkey when Jim was cracking up at how the Donkey wont leave me alone. He pushes, nibbles on and follows everywhere. […]
Signs from God and the DMV
I never thought of myself as a very religious person until God started talking to me. He wasn’t saying “Abbie, you sucked this morning when you lost your temper. Try talking kinder to your three sons when you find two alligator snapping turtles in your Jacuzzi. Ask yourself, what would Mary do?” Most people don’t […]
Marshmallow
Peter, Mom, Dr Dre is sooooo funny! There is this video of a woman saying, “I hear what you’re saying but I am only listening to what I want to.” Then Dr Dre says, “Spoken like a true woman.” Me, PERPLEXED “Dr Dre said this?” Peter, “Sorry, I meant Dr Phil.” I am cracking up […]
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