Renaissance festivals are bawdy by nature and the costumes are made for every size and shape. It is a very “one size fits all” costume assortment. This woman was dressed like a peasant in a long brown dress with a large elastic boat neck and elastic waist. This woman was on the larger end, (I have to say it now so you understand later) she was the largest end of the peasant dress. While this boy and I were bee lining it to the porta-potties we were also walking directly towards the bottom of the wagon stoop steps as the peasant lady decides to venture off the wagon and takes one step down and the back of her dress catches.
I may be on the “No Chaperone” list after this field trip.
“Call that guy at the Guinness book of world records!”
I am certain the person who wrote Beavis and Butthead was a mother of little boys.
My Kid Says the Funniest Things, Really
“Old soul” is so over used when our youngest kid says the funniest things. Peter is a crotchety, disgruntled old man stuck in the body of a seven year old. You all know the guy that became famous for sharing “$hit my dad says”, well his dad should know better! When your young child starts saying […]
“The Place Between Where The Babies Exit Out” -Said From A Highly Intelligent Mom
Mitchell, “You know mom we start health this week.” Both boys looking back and forth at each other like I don’t know what they learn in health. Avery, “We need a new binder for notes” Mitchell, “Yeah, the teacher said were taking a LOT of notes.” Avery, “Notes about SEX. Everyday, talking about sex, sex, […]
Horrific story and let them decide if they still want to do it.
Jim took the older boys on a bike ride while Peter and I were at the grocery store. The second Jim, Avery and Mitchell came home Peter announced, “Mom got me a new pet!” Peter told them to follow him to meet it. Jim and boys walked into our backyard with Peter and Peter ran […]
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