“Mom, you know it’s like 2012 and not the 1900’s. She’s not going to Texas in a horse and carriage.”
Wants to be a (Fill in the Blank)
I love the drawing of the bee stinging the guy in the head and the guy screaming. Well, that is what they get for insisting he draw a picture. Please note the use of one crayon color. This is what I get when I ask him to stop drawing pictures at school of guns, knives and blood.
Pool + Dentist = (See Photo)
Ok, so the weird genes may be all me. Let’s hope the kids get the “smart doctor” genes from my husband and “grammar” genes, OH…and the “hard teeth” genes from him as well.
We Would Live In A Zoo, Maybe We Do?
His reply, “I want a Jesus Christ Lizard because they walk on water.”
Video Game That Goes Terribly and Hilariously Wrong
It was supposed to be a a safe, friendly, thinking video game…until the lions started eating the zoo’s visitors!
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