Find girls? Why sure if I am a little boy! I will click you and log onto your website via my mom’s accounts because she doesn’t have passwords on HER computer.
How to Stifle Education with Cocktails and Other Threats
may have sat at a table for ten and been one of only two women and still somehow managed to bring up “Fifty Shades of Grey.” I then tried guessing which of the men looked tired enough to deem that their wives were reading it or had recently read it. This is no small feat considering most radiologists look tired from lack of sunlight and interaction with humans, I may have also mentioned this.
Sunday Dinner Cancelled, Bring Vodka and Mop
It just bounced and as I bent over to pick it up it shot diagonally like a rocket.
So I twisted myself and tried to catch it on the bounce.
Wait that isn’t a bounce!
HOLY CRAP BAGS…IT IS SPRAYING UP MY DRESS AND ALL OVER?
Ikea and Dragons
I keep telling Peter he wont be walking him on a leash if he doesn’t stop “loving” on him so much. I told him that the little guy is adjusting to his new home and needs to stay in his cage but I found Peter asleep like this…
New Pet (Coming Soon to WP)
Here is one of my early posts you might have missed. I will be back tomorrow with something new. I am busy with a NEW PET! Oh my word! What was I thinking! I had to buy two other containers of LIVING creatures to feed it. SOS!!! “Mom, the baby is eating the dirt […]
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