I could make a tiered red velvet cake at his age, alone. I remember my mom handing me the keys to her Mazda when I was eleven and her saying, “Go get some bread and milk.” And I did. Doesn’t mean that it was right, but I could do it. He genuinely could not get his shoes laced up. He was mad and he was mad at me for not doing it for him.
Advice from Anyone Reading this Regularly or Accidentally
What are you looking for when you come by to see me?
Signs You May Be Raising Huck Finn, Tom Sawyer or a Mark Twain Character
How to know if your raising Huck Finn.
Let’s Give Them Something To Talk About
My mom always said she had kids to get the dishes washed. If we complained she would say, “You shouldn’t be complaining about the dishes. I had you to do the dishes. You should be thanking the dishes. It is because of dishes you exist.” She wasn’t funny when I was a kid but every year I think she is funnier and smarter than the year before.
I’m Gonna Kick That Rabbits A$$
So if I ever skip a day posting, like yesterday …please say a little prayer for me. I will have a new post I’m writing in my head that will have a title something like, “I’m taking the Easter Bunny back behind the woodshed.” or “I’m going to kick that Bunnies A$$!”. Story content will […]
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