“The turtle had one toe on one foot, just like a human toe. Wanna see it?”
Booger-Gate
I tell them I have bought a BOOGER DNA test from Walgreens and if whomever has done this despicable act comes clean before I get the results I might be more understanding.
Youth Will Eventually Work It’s Way Out
Naivety can be a blessing and youth will eventually work itself out, with age.
“I Have an App for That”
“Mom, you know it’s like 2012 and not the 1900’s. She’s not going to Texas in a horse and carriage.”
Pool + Dentist = (See Photo)
Ok, so the weird genes may be all me. Let’s hope the kids get the “smart doctor” genes from my husband and “grammar” genes, OH…and the “hard teeth” genes from him as well.
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