“The turtle had one toe on one foot, just like a human toe. Wanna see it?”
Booger-Gate
I tell them I have bought a BOOGER DNA test from Walgreens and if whomever has done this despicable act comes clean before I get the results I might be more understanding.
Is it Possible to Write Without Insulting? I Say, IMPOSSIBLE!
I hope you understand and hope you might get to know me enough one day that you would know that hurting people is not even close to what I am about. I do admit that I find things to laugh about but that comes from waaayyyyy back. That comes from the same place that the people who like to make people laugh draw from. I kind of consider it a gift, even if I had to go around the block a bit to receive it.
It’s a Cage, OMWord, I Just Assembled a Cage For My Child
One would think that by the third child I would have been less concerned and wouldn’t be behaving like a first time parent.
Nope, I ordered a safety cover for Peters crib to use for a few months until we was accustomed to the new house.
I put it together stepped back to look at it and, OMWord, I just assembled a cage for my child!
Peter And His 8th Birthday Today!
Probably not as excited as he would have been had he’d gotten the veiled chameleon or Jesus Christ lizard he asked for. I would be in charge of buying crickets and we would have to listen to them prior to being eaten and I just decided I might go mad feeling like I was in a Poe novel.
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