“The turtle had one toe on one foot, just like a human toe. Wanna see it?”
God and That Sense of Humor
I hit the clicker and as I looked down to check the photo and I saw she was upside down! No worries as she was fine but…priceless.
Booger-Gate
I tell them I have bought a BOOGER DNA test from Walgreens and if whomever has done this despicable act comes clean before I get the results I might be more understanding.
Is it Possible to Write Without Insulting? I Say, IMPOSSIBLE!
I hope you understand and hope you might get to know me enough one day that you would know that hurting people is not even close to what I am about. I do admit that I find things to laugh about but that comes from waaayyyyy back. That comes from the same place that the people who like to make people laugh draw from. I kind of consider it a gift, even if I had to go around the block a bit to receive it.
Why Can’t You Drop Your In-Laws off at a “Safe Haven”, No Questions Asked?
Have you had to raise your parents or found their “stash” under the claw foot bathtub when you were a kid? Do you want to help me get a bill passed that allows for “Safe Haven’s” to be established in every community for dropping off your in-laws, no questions asked?
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