Then I hit a moment of genius. Well, first I asked another friend that owns a nursing home if I could borrow a couple of dead bodies for a few hours before they have them “officially” hauled away.
Youth Will Eventually Work It’s Way Out
Naivety can be a blessing and youth will eventually work itself out, with age.
Neighbor Kids and My Unfortunate Full Monty Moment
I knew I was going to have to explain that I watched a stupid Oprah show and got a Brazillian bikini wax to get ready for bathing suit season. As if having a Brazilian bikini wax wasn’t traumatizing enough!
Botox is Really a Marriage Saving Device
I have visited the Botox fairy a few times, (he is a good friend and serves wine on his couch.) He has been good to me. More importantly, He has been good for my marriage and my personal relationships with anyone I have to deal with face to face.
And Now, Here’s More From My Underwear Drawer!
This way you feel less weird or less weird your still looking at my underwear drawer trying to figure out why would I still have maternity underwear when my youngest is seven.
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