Mitchell, “You know mom we start health this week.” Both boys looking back and forth at each other like I don’t know what they learn in health. Avery, “We need a new binder for notes” Mitchell, “Yeah, the teacher said were taking a LOT of notes.” Avery, “Notes about SEX. Everyday, talking about sex, sex, […]
Horrific story and let them decide if they still want to do it.
Jim took the older boys on a bike ride while Peter and I were at the grocery store. The second Jim, Avery and Mitchell came home Peter announced, “Mom got me a new pet!” Peter told them to follow him to meet it. Jim and boys walked into our backyard with Peter and Peter ran […]
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Said from a mexican restaurant men’s bathroom, “What did we ever do to you mom?!”
Laugh and get pictures because no one would believe it.
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Seriously?! on Sunday
Things I find in our house?????!!!! Before I called the “911 emergency child psychiatrist line” after seeing this I asked the boys, “What exactly is this supposed to be?” Peter’s reply, “Oh, that’s a trauma surgeon fixing that dude.” Those are my light up tweezers. So glad they are “saving lives”. For all of you […]
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Barber missing fingers wielding scissors…
I‘m new to WordPress and I’m trying to post a quick story every day that makes you smile, laugh, think, love, cry or cry laughing. A story that you can relate to because we are all part of some kind of family and community and life is funny and wonderful. Please check out my other […]
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Make sure moms REALLY dead before we dig the hole.
We have a hermit crab that is either dead or molting. It would seem that it would be easy to determine this, but it is not. Peter asked me what we would do if it was dead and I said, “bury it” He was so upset with me. His reply was, “well were not going […]
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“Mrs. Neighbor Lady can you teach us to prank call right?”
So when our 12 year old twins decided to prank for the first time they call they call their mom’s girlfriend to practice? Heavy breathing and all? What sweet innocent boys don’t know about is *67. What makes a good friend is one that explains to your son that they know who it is by […]
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Friday Photo – “On our beds…just like you said…the whole time…aren’t we sweet?”
After Avery and Mitchell were sent to their beds as punishment for the very first time I heard rustling. After hearing what I could tell was the furniture moving I knocked and told them I was coming in. I snapped this gem. They moved everything around. Two three year olds pushed the furniture about and then sat on their beds smiling…like they didn’t.
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Country club, bible belt, gated community…lets give her the “WTF” license plate.
My husband and I have been together since we were kids in rural Michigan. Our families still share vegetables, (mostly because they want to rub it in each others faces who’s came in first and who has the biggest) and my husband never had a washer and dryer growing up. Sundays were laundromat days with […]
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A wife’s revenge by way of spring fever…
Eventually it turns into a (very funny ;)) story of a wife’s revenge… I just bought a new hoe today. I broke my last one last fall. With winter being winter, I have spent the last few months trying to find the perfect hoe. Sharp corners, lightweight , doesn’t feel like its splintering in […]
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“We need a list of all the BAD words so we don’t call our teacher a ba$tard again!”
Do not read this if you are feeling sensitive or are a “Judgy Judy” or if you don’t have a sense of humor. Story below and if you dare please keep in mind they are still babies that are learning things in middle school. Last night we were all in the kitchen. Family banter all […]
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Aren’t you glad you only had to do that twice to get three kids?
This is my first post and thought you might enjoy. I will have a new story tomorrow. Goodnight Y’all! Aren’t you glad you only had to do that twice to get three kids?.
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“Sexy” is the new “Cute” to 1st graders but not so much their parents…
“Sexy” is the new “Cute” to 1st graders but not so much their parents… I took Peter to the rollerskating school fundraiser I mentioned yesterday. He had a little girl who followed him the entire night. Everywhere. He came up to me and whispered in a desperate voice, “I need a buck!!!! Mom please! Just one […]
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Lessons For Sale
When asking one of my 12 year olds to empty the dishwasher he replies with, “I’ll give you $20 to do it for me mom.” I say, “That is terrible. What would I be teaching you if I were to say yes?” My 12 year old replies, “OK, fine $40.” Now I am thinking I […]
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Good laughternoon…
“I’m going to a rollerskating party, NOT a wedding.” – Peter who is seven years old after I suggested he tuck in his shirt.
