I took this photo yesterday at my father in-laws house. Ok, so I get the wordless Wednesday thing but I have been without any consistent technology and I’m breaking! So until I finish writing, (ON MY PHONE) a post for tomorrow I will leave you with a photo I took yesterday, and a few words. […]
Mad Men and Dirty Dancing in the Mountains
We sneak off to the mountains when summer gets too Warm in North Carolina. It only takes about fifty minutes and we are suddenly transported into that town from “Dirty Dancing.” I’m not kidding it is even the same year! It is like “Mad Men,” but in the mountains! The restaurants bring garlic toast and […]
Happy Fourth From Our Three

It’s going to be a Fourth of July with mountaintop fireworks, singing, Paul Revere on a horse riding, BBQ with friends, loving each other kind of holiday! Hope you each have your own adventure planned and enjoy the days events.
Be safe and well and happy Fourth of July y’all!
Watching Old Sitcoms With Our Kids
We rented Smurfs to watch with our boys. Peter, then seven, announced when he saw Neil Patrick Harris, “DOOGIE IS IN THIS MOVIE! THERE IS DOOGIE HOWSER!”
Avery, who is twelve, looked at his younger brother with a very annoyed and sophisticated look said to Peter, “That is NOT Doogie. I read this book and Doogie is not in the story at all.”
Get Some Pants On
I may not ever understand my three sons.
The Trouble With Trends
The trouble with trends is they come back. They are cyclical. A swing of a pendulum and we go from neons to pastels and from pointy high heels to round toe ballet shoes.
Things to do With Kids During Hot Summer Evenings
Sense of humor…Peter likes to take “frog orders” before he heads out. I say I would like a green tree frog and his brothers might say a bullfrog. Peter especially likes to watch people open the tote and see how many he has brought home. Below is poor Mitchell not expecting dad to pull giganto bullfrog out.
Better Tell The Neighbors We’re Missing Razor and Feminine Product
I told him that was fine if he blocked me. When his wife comes back from Sweden and he can’t explain the tampon and razor blade on his swingset I will be laughing. Serves him right to not be able to sleep wondering what kind of freaks used their play set while they were visiting Ikea-Land and Golf-Heaven. Go ahead, block me.
My Boys Put Me on a Dating Website? I’m Married to Their Father!
Find girls? Why sure if I am a little boy! I will click you and log onto your website via my mom’s accounts because she doesn’t have passwords on HER computer.
How to Stifle Education with Cocktails and Other Threats
may have sat at a table for ten and been one of only two women and still somehow managed to bring up “Fifty Shades of Grey.” I then tried guessing which of the men looked tired enough to deem that their wives were reading it or had recently read it. This is no small feat considering most radiologists look tired from lack of sunlight and interaction with humans, I may have also mentioned this.
Sunday Dinner Cancelled, Bring Vodka and Mop
It just bounced and as I bent over to pick it up it shot diagonally like a rocket.
So I twisted myself and tried to catch it on the bounce.
Wait that isn’t a bounce!
HOLY CRAP BAGS…IT IS SPRAYING UP MY DRESS AND ALL OVER?
Ikea and Dragons
I keep telling Peter he wont be walking him on a leash if he doesn’t stop “loving” on him so much. I told him that the little guy is adjusting to his new home and needs to stay in his cage but I found Peter asleep like this…
New Pet (Coming Soon to WP)
Here is one of my early posts you might have missed. I will be back tomorrow with something new. I am busy with a NEW PET! Oh my word! What was I thinking! I had to buy two other containers of LIVING creatures to feed it. SOS!!! “Mom, the baby is eating the dirt […]
Revenge on a Parent by Way of Birthday Gift for Kid
It just began spewing jelly beans.
They were skipping across the countertops like Mexican jumping beans and then hitting the hard floor and rolling and bouncing everywhere.
I am now cursing it and my amazing friends that bought it.
The Father I Used to Have (and Sea Monkeys)
I finally am able to inhale enough to exhale a sentence from my hypervenhilating…
“YOU DRANK MY PET SEA MONKEYS!”
His face.
My God…his face.
His eyes were huge and his head led his body into the kitchen sink.
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