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“I Have an App for That”

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“Mom, you know it’s like 2012 and not the 1900’s. She’s not going to Texas in a horse and carriage.”

Wants to be a (Fill in the Blank)

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I love the drawing of the bee stinging the guy in the head and the guy screaming. Well, that is what they get for insisting he draw a picture. Please note the use of one crayon color. This is what I get when I ask him to stop drawing pictures at school of guns, knives and blood.

Smushed Game

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“I really find identifying flattened animals that have been hit by stuff fascinating. I mean, I enjoy living animals better, but if they are smushed it is a little fun trying to figure out what they used to be.”

Pool + Dentist = (See Photo)

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Ok, so the weird genes may be all me. Let’s hope the kids get the “smart doctor” genes from my husband and “grammar” genes, OH…and the “hard teeth” genes from him as well.

We Would Live In A Zoo, Maybe We Do?

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His reply, “I want a Jesus Christ Lizard because they walk on water.”

Neighbor Kids and My Unfortunate Full Monty Moment

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I knew I was going to have to explain that I watched a stupid Oprah show and got a Brazillian bikini wax to get ready for bathing suit season. As if having a Brazilian bikini wax wasn’t traumatizing enough!

Another (Funny at my Expense) Embarrassing Story

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Grassroots effort without SEO classes, hiring a consultant or someone to tweet for me is my approach. I’m throwing my stuff out there and if people like it then it will go somewhere, but I need some help getting it out.

Video Game That Goes Terribly and Hilariously Wrong

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It was supposed to be a a safe, friendly, thinking video game…until the lions started eating the zoo’s visitors!

Identical Peters! Oh…My…Word!

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I found this on my computer and cracked up.  Here is our youngest, Peter, pretending to be like his identical twin older brothers.  Do you see what a hard time he is having keeping a straight face?!

The Hydrangeas are Blooming, Do You Know What That Means?

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Hydrangeas and sangria

Sometimes You Have To Be Bad To Remind Yourself You Are A Dog

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Our dog finally acted life a dog and I let her be bad, bad, bad!

Botox is Really a Marriage Saving Device

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I have visited the Botox fairy a few times, (he is a good friend and serves wine on his couch.) He has been good to me. More importantly, He has been good for my marriage and my personal relationships with anyone I have to deal with face to face.

And Now, Here’s More From My Underwear Drawer!

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This way you feel less weird or less weird your still looking at my underwear drawer trying to figure out why would I still have maternity underwear when my youngest is seven.

Two Broke(n) Girls. The Story of an Unlikely Friendship

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When you have had too many cocktails and are trying to take off your saggy tights she will get down on the floor and yank them off by the toes, (and then display them in your house for you to find the next day.) That is a good friend that can be both helpful and bad at the same time.

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