Ok, so the weird genes may be all me. Let’s hope the kids get the “smart doctor” genes from my husband and “grammar” genes, OH…and the “hard teeth” genes from him as well.
We Would Live In A Zoo, Maybe We Do?
His reply, “I want a Jesus Christ Lizard because they walk on water.”
Neighbor Kids and My Unfortunate Full Monty Moment
I knew I was going to have to explain that I watched a stupid Oprah show and got a Brazillian bikini wax to get ready for bathing suit season. As if having a Brazilian bikini wax wasn’t traumatizing enough!
Another (Funny at my Expense) Embarrassing Story
Grassroots effort without SEO classes, hiring a consultant or someone to tweet for me is my approach. I’m throwing my stuff out there and if people like it then it will go somewhere, but I need some help getting it out.
Video Game That Goes Terribly and Hilariously Wrong
It was supposed to be a a safe, friendly, thinking video game…until the lions started eating the zoo’s visitors!
Identical Peters! Oh…My…Word!
I found this on my computer and cracked up. Here is our youngest, Peter, pretending to be like his identical twin older brothers. Do you see what a hard time he is having keeping a straight face?!
The Hydrangeas are Blooming, Do You Know What That Means?
Hydrangeas and sangria
Sometimes You Have To Be Bad To Remind Yourself You Are A Dog
Our dog finally acted life a dog and I let her be bad, bad, bad!
Botox is Really a Marriage Saving Device
I have visited the Botox fairy a few times, (he is a good friend and serves wine on his couch.) He has been good to me. More importantly, He has been good for my marriage and my personal relationships with anyone I have to deal with face to face.
Happy Mothers Day Ya-Ya’s!
Happy Mother’s Day!
And Now, Here’s More From My Underwear Drawer!
This way you feel less weird or less weird your still looking at my underwear drawer trying to figure out why would I still have maternity underwear when my youngest is seven.
Two Broke(n) Girls. The Story of an Unlikely Friendship
When you have had too many cocktails and are trying to take off your saggy tights she will get down on the floor and yank them off by the toes, (and then display them in your house for you to find the next day.) That is a good friend that can be both helpful and bad at the same time.
Dear Parent’s Who Do Not Think All Americans Should Have the Same Rights,
Your religion should not be dictating our laws. This is what founded this country. We believed in freedom for all. We believed to be treated equally. Why should opposite sex couples be allowed more freedoms than same-sex couples? If you don’t like it based on your religious beliefs then don’t let them get married in your church.
A Letter to NC Supporters of the Marriage Amendment
How can you know your children are going to be straight or gay? How do you know that if one of you children announces in twenty years that they are in love with someone and want to share their life with them that you will be able to say “those words”, then, that you are plastering all over FaceBook, now? How can you look at your child and tell them that their love is less valuable than the love of two people who do not have the same “private parts?” How can you teach your children to love and to be “Godly” and to not judge and yet you are?
Best Field Trip Answer, Ever…
Our first grade field trip to the farm this week… Peter would run away to be a bee keeper. This was the highlight of his trip to the farm. That is him in the ball cap. I love the personality of goats. My “animal personality” might be a goat. The “goat me” gets […]
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