All that makes you...

smile, laugh, think, love, cry and cry laughing...

Another (Funny at my Expense) Embarrassing Story

by 9 Comments

Grassroots effort without SEO classes, hiring a consultant or someone to tweet for me is my approach. I’m throwing my stuff out there and if people like it then it will go somewhere, but I need some help getting it out.

Video Game That Goes Terribly and Hilariously Wrong

by 19 Comments

It was supposed to be a a safe, friendly, thinking video game…until the lions started eating the zoo’s visitors!

Identical Peters! Oh…My…Word!

by 2 Comments

I found this on my computer and cracked up.  Here is our youngest, Peter, pretending to be like his identical twin older brothers.  Do you see what a hard time he is having keeping a straight face?!

The Hydrangeas are Blooming, Do You Know What That Means?

by 13 Comments

Hydrangeas and sangria

Sometimes You Have To Be Bad To Remind Yourself You Are A Dog

by 19 Comments

Our dog finally acted life a dog and I let her be bad, bad, bad!

Botox is Really a Marriage Saving Device

by 12 Comments

I have visited the Botox fairy a few times, (he is a good friend and serves wine on his couch.) He has been good to me. More importantly, He has been good for my marriage and my personal relationships with anyone I have to deal with face to face.

And Now, Here’s More From My Underwear Drawer!

by 28 Comments

This way you feel less weird or less weird your still looking at my underwear drawer trying to figure out why would I still have maternity underwear when my youngest is seven.

Two Broke(n) Girls. The Story of an Unlikely Friendship

by 26 Comments

When you have had too many cocktails and are trying to take off your saggy tights she will get down on the floor and yank them off by the toes, (and then display them in your house for you to find the next day.) That is a good friend that can be both helpful and bad at the same time.

Dear Parent’s Who Do Not Think All Americans Should Have the Same Rights,

by 15 Comments

Your religion should not be dictating our laws. This is what founded this country. We believed in freedom for all. We believed to be treated equally. Why should opposite sex couples be allowed more freedoms than same-sex couples? If you don’t like it based on your religious beliefs then don’t let them get married in your church.

A Letter to NC Supporters of the Marriage Amendment

by 32 Comments

How can you know your children are going to be straight or gay? How do you know that if one of you children announces in twenty years that they are in love with someone and want to share their life with them that you will be able to say “those words”, then, that you are plastering all over FaceBook, now? How can you look at your child and tell them that their love is less valuable than the love of two people who do not have the same “private parts?” How can you teach your children to love and to be “Godly” and to not judge and yet you are?

Best Field Trip Answer, Ever…

by 2 Comments

Our first grade field trip to the farm this week… Peter would run away to be a bee keeper.   This was the highlight of his trip to the farm.  That is him in the ball cap. I love the personality of goats.   My “animal personality” might be a goat. The “goat me” gets […]

Summer Vacation Begins in HOW Many Days? Help!!!

by 16 Comments

will make them carry a “Complaint Journal.” I am thinking if they have to document how much they complain by “complaint” and “time” it may be an eye opening experience for them.

He Promised NOT to Steal Our Kidneys, Just Get In!

by 6 Comments

Ten years ago my butt didn’t need pockets but this new, old butt needs pockets to break up the junk in my trunk. Confuse them is what I always say, use ruching, scarfs, a cardigan, a blazer, blinking light on my forehead. Not not really a blinking light but if I can’t get this tube top you wear around your waist to take off as the “next thing” or a “belly warmer” as I call it, I may start wearing an orange traffic cone as a hat.

Sharing is Caring

Please feel free to share a link to the blog content but please ask permission before using any of content including images. All content is property of "All That Makes You…" and is protected as such. The stories here are mostly true but Abbie has been known to exaggerate and stretch the truth. If you think she is writing about you, she probably isn't. You probably shouldn't be so ridiculous people want to write about you. OK, You are awesome if she wants to write about you. You will know if it is you though because she will ask you first if it is OK.

Contact “All That Makes You”

Opportunities allthatmakesyousmile@gmail.com Advertising allthatmakesyousmile@gmail.com

Follow Me

%d bloggers like this:
Skip to toolbar