Will Wrestle For Photo
Summer Vacation Begins in HOW Many Days? Help!!!
will make them carry a “Complaint Journal.” I am thinking if they have to document how much they complain by “complaint” and “time” it may be an eye opening experience for them.
He Promised NOT to Steal Our Kidneys, Just Get In!
Ten years ago my butt didn’t need pockets but this new, old butt needs pockets to break up the junk in my trunk. Confuse them is what I always say, use ruching, scarfs, a cardigan, a blazer, blinking light on my forehead. Not not really a blinking light but if I can’t get this tube top you wear around your waist to take off as the “next thing” or a “belly warmer” as I call it, I may start wearing an orange traffic cone as a hat.
My “Lucky Pants”
They are awesome. They are python and plastic and PERFECT for a Van Halen concert. And they are lucky. Not in a “get lucky” way but in an even better way. They are my Lucky Brush with a Rockstar Pants.”
Moment You Realize You Have Done Too Much For Your Kids…
I could make a tiered red velvet cake at his age, alone. I remember my mom handing me the keys to her Mazda when I was eleven and her saying, “Go get some bread and milk.” And I did. Doesn’t mean that it was right, but I could do it. He genuinely could not get his shoes laced up. He was mad and he was mad at me for not doing it for him.
Ten Things We Learned This Weekend
The boys waited a long time before finally swimming out to the island to bring him back. The said they names him, “Lucky Duck.” I reminded them he was a goose. The told me his first name is “Lucky” and his last name is “Duck” and since they were his “new mom” now, they can name him what they want, (say a little prayer for me tonight.)
Heading Out…
Walked by this on the grocery store shelf. This is the stuff that feeds my soul. Does that mean I’m going to hell? I know God has a sense of humor. I say that more than probably anything. It is way too nice to be inside today so I’m heading out with the kids. I […]
Motrin???!!!
My post last night ended with me on the phone until after 1:00am with my sister. I love my sister. I left a little party because my sis texted me that my post about our mom, “blew up on FaceBook.” I walked home and called her. Thank you Gray Goose for making it so very […]
Advice from Anyone Reading this Regularly or Accidentally
What are you looking for when you come by to see me?
Never a Dull Moment…Even When We Let Him Watch A Rodeo
Even when we let him watch a rodeo on TV he finds away to get involved. Cowboys and indians.
“For Real?!!!” Misadventures With Twin 5 Year-Olds
It is true. I know your waiting for a punch line. There isn’t one, but if you wait until the end of the story I think I will make you laugh, or pity me or both.
Why I will never be “Freshly Pressed”
Why I Will Never be Freshly Pressed 1. I didn’t put TEN REASONS why I will never be “Freshly Pressed” as my title. Everyone knows you need a numbered list. 2. I usually have a picture of children being rotten in my posts. The pictures are also of poor quality because I am snapping it with a phone while […]
Why I Will Never be Freshly Pressed
My pictures of children are of my children at commercial places like Disney World’s Epcot and not an ethnic and interesting child in Vietnam or some other culturally rich part of the world. I live in a subdivision. When we do go on vacation it is to places that don’t require a 22 hour plane ride and 9 vaccinations for each child.
Child Is Missing. The Store is Eating Kids Again.
I have never “lost” a child when we are out and about. I know it can happen easily and I also know we have been fortunate with three boys and twins to boot. it is common knowledge, to parents of twins, that they only run in opposite directions. If you ever see a set of toddler twins with their ankles tied together, don’t judge. I knew our youngest wasn’t really, “MISSING!”
Signs You May Be Raising Huck Finn, Tom Sawyer or a Mark Twain Character
How to know if your raising Huck Finn.
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