You know when you get hurt and you want to drop to the floor and roll around in pain and whimper or even cry? You can’t though, because there are people around. People you didn’t make babies with, or they didn’t make you or you didn’t make them. It is a very small pool of […]
Boy Genius Drops Out, Until His New School Calls Wanting Enrollment Information
I have changed names to protect the innocent. Me, “Hello.” Her, “Hello! I am Mandy from La La La School. Thank you so much for contacting us online. I am here to help walk you through the process and help get you set up!” Me, “From who?” Her, “La La La School.” Me, “Huh?” Her, […]
Timeline of our Children Marked by Monsters
Sincerely heartbroken that the timeline of our children’s childhoods is marked forever by the actions of monsters. As I read the first breaking news I hoped it was not a bomb and was saddened by the fact that it probably was. Tragedies that marked my childhood, it seems, were indeed tragedies and not horrific acts […]
Red is the New March and How it Made Us All Modern Hippies
As I see folks avatars changing back to their regular and best version of themselves out here in the great big world of social media I switched over to see what was going on in my private and personal, very personal, and small circle of family and friends. My inner, inner circle where they know […]
Stephen King’s Mom Would Have Been Cool With It
Tonight our little guy has been walking back and fourth through the house and each time he passes he has on more camo and gear. I’m just waiting to see what this is about. “I need a camera man” “Can you record screaming sounds over video I tape?” “I might need to turn Lilly into […]
There Was Biting to Begin With
We came, he caught, he tamed and he named. Meet John Daly. his new pet green anole. Trip to Texas successful! We will be coming home with a new pet (we could have bought for 6 bucks at Petsmart.) The little lizard was not so happy when he caught him. He wouldn’t let go! Peter […]
April Fools or Just Any Normal Day Here
Some people have their photos on their computer categorized by titles such as… Vacation Baseball Dance Performances Here are some of the photo file names on my computer… WTF Critters Costumes Adventure Seriously? Peter Thinks This Stupid Now today, a very special day in a home of three boys, I shall reflect and share with […]
Happy Easter From Me and the Colored Chicks!
We are having a Texas Easter and I thought I would share one of our cute Easter stories. And yes, there are NEON baby chicks! I don’t care if they are politically incorrect. They are as cute as can be! Story link here: Colored Chicks Banned from Country Club I want to give you a […]
I am out of here!
If any of you were around here last Easter you know it was the holiday that almost sent me to the NUT HOUSE. Innocent sweet pastelled bunnies and pretty painted eggs. Right? Well, the antics in my house inspired many things for me to share with you from my craftier side. The crafty side that […]
Yes, I Use the Duggers as Punishment
Yes, I admit it. I use “19 Kids and Counting” as a form of punishment.
It’s Baaaack!
This is another post I will announce prior to… No “Judgy Judy’s” Allowed I asked the male flight attendant that called to tell me that they found my lost box of stuff I bought in Orlando, what the box looks like considering that a set of Japanese sushi dishes were inside since Monday morning. He […]
I Need You
For three mornings my husband Jim has listened to what my mornings are like with our kids. He is on vacation this week and with no where to go, as the kids are not on break. Today they shamed him into driving them to school. His parting words? “Boarding school cannot possibly cost much more […]
You will never guess what I was looking for in my bra.
You will never guess what I was looking for in my bra today. I have two things about my bra today that were VERY exciting. 1. I am wearing a brand new bra and it is actually super comfortable and I am tickled, (if you are a woman, I am certain you understand.) 2. […]
Silly Silent Saturday
Made me think of one I wrote last year called I Wish Everything In Life Had a Track To Guide Us and Keep Us Safe.
Listen To Your Mother!
I have been invited to audition for “Listen To Your Mother” and I am so ridiculously excited! I sat in on some of the readings, in NYC last year, and I was blown away by these folks! So very flattered to have even be considered and I don’t think I have ever “auditioned” for anything […]
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